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Sunday, May 07, 2006

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Yo wassup!

haha cool this is the first time blogging in the class blog...anw saw yinrui's entry oso....haha yinrui u damn zai la...tho i dunno why u so pissed over KI....thot it's qutie a cool subject wat...i got in for the KI placement test but gave it up cos i din wanna change class...but ah well anw..

YEAH dance nite was damn cool la!very nice....mable n i were just like...WHOAAA....lol cant imagien the guyz...bet they were drooling all over or sth...:P anw cg n mengyuan, great job! now u can finally have your chocolates n fatty food! hahaha. oh yea anw after tt jianliang, mable, siqian n i had supper at BK...super hilarious...all the reviving of old gossips...plus siqian's random comments...pity we cldnt get all those who went for dance nite to join us....if not even more funny...

ah well...yinrui just inspired me over msn to do sth abt reviving the class blog...lol here are some funny stuff to share:

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

lol was laughing like hell when i see this...anw got another one....ripped this off my fren's blog...here it is:

A French teacher was explaining to her class that in French, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. "House" for instance, is feminine - "la maison." "Pencil," however, is masculine "le crayon." A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?" Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups,male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.
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The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computer"), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic
2. The language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
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The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine ("le computer"), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time THEY are the problem;
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model. :) this is the best point by far!
The women won.

haha kk so much for now...yea do tag on the class blog more often!

cya all! (gtg rush my pi reflections and all those crap)

weiyi

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